my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
how do you compliment a girl in french?
madame more like madayum
buns out wener ( i left the “i” out for selener)
Music television my ass.
i will fight for you
but i will not
compete for you
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
In the same vein as recent posts…
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop